Wednesday, January 24, 2007

Bodily Fluids in the Amero Case

I think the jury probably lost their minds when the prosecution described what the students claimed they were exposed to. You see, nudity and the usual convenience store magazine rack teaser art isn't going to sway a jury.

Nope. I'm thinking it had to be golden clincher in a case like this, yep, the old Bodily Fluids gambit.

I can just see the jury hearing those dreaded words now... "Geezus, Martha, Cover your ears! It's worse than anyone in Norwich can imagine... it's bodily Flu-ides!"

The prosecutor smiles and kisses the sky like Jimi Hendrix... Cha Ching!

For you viewing pleasure, an explanation of bodily fluids...

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